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dmxratedHere's the last of the special entries. For this entry, we're gonna take the full version of the Angry Video Game Nerd opening theme, and see what clips from Mon Colle Knights would fit in each line. (I'm writing it here, because making actual AMVs is currently beyond my capabilities.)
Note: For those lines that don't have a respective clip, feel free to fill in the blanks.
And, without further ado...
He's gonna take you back to the past... [The Knights somewhere in Mon World]
...to play the shitty games that suck ass! [The baseball game]
He'd rather have...
...a buffalo... [The Frenzied Bison from Episode 2/Dub episode Just Another Mon-Day part 2/2]
...take a diarrhea dump [Giant-sized Lovestar drooling on Hiragi] in his ear... [Eccentro's ear shown huge, in either dub episodes Ring-a-Ding Ding or Cleanliness is Next to Mondoness]
He'd rather eat... [The Knights and Hiragi eating, dub episode Prince Eccentro and the Temple of Dumb]
...the rotten asshole... [Baby Pegasus farting, dub episode The Giant and the Steed, part 2/2]
...of a roadkill skunk, and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard... [Start showing various angry moments from the anime]
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd...
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd...
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...
When you turn on your TV... [Ms. Loon pulling a TV set for her class to watch, dub episode Prince Eccentro and the Temple of Dumb]
...make sure it's turned to Channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt... [Mondo and Rockna asking about their clothes after first entering Mon World]
...and a pocket pouch... [Hiragi taking the Tin Chicken out of his lab coat, still on episode 1]
...although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove... [Gluko with her knock-out punch, dub episode These Boots Were Made For Flying]
...and a filthy mouth... [Hiragi's breath after eating something garlicky, dub episode Cleanliness is Next to Mondoness]
On with his zapper [Rockna striking Mondo with lightning] he will tear these games down... [Golden Trihorn trying to tear down the Summoner's school]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd...
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd...
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...
He plays the worst games of all time...
Horrible abominations of mankind... [Oroboros]
They make him so mad, [Someone's angry scene in the anime] he could spit [Giant-sized Lovestar spitting fruit seeds all over the farming village]
or say "Cowabunga? Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit! [Kenta tells Mondo and Rockna to stop fighting, and the Knights respond with "Stay out of this!]
They rip you off and don't care what gives... [Eccentro finding his "present", a figurine of Tanaka]
...but this nerd, he doesn't forget it!
Why can't a turtle swim? [Eccentro's turtle riding him instead of the other way around, dub episode Try, Triathlon Again]
Why can't I land the plane? [The Utopian Eagle crashing and getting half-buried in the desert sand, dub episode These Boots Were Made For Flying]
They gotta quit buck for this shitload of fuck!
The characters' names are wrong! [Rockna and Lovestar switching bodies, dub episode Mirror Mirror On the Wall]
Why's the password so long? [Rockna's scared scream, triggering a line of stone "A"s, dub episode Send in the Frogs]
Why won't the wea-pons do a-ny-thing? [The weretiger grabbing Mondo and Rockna's weapons and yanking them away, dub episode Ring-a-Ding Ding]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...
The games suck so bad he makes up his own words...
He's the angriest most pissed-off gaming nerd...
(The really fast line)
He's the Angry... Video Game... Nerd...
Now, go listen to the actual song at the beginning of his Sega CD video! (And Chelle, don't feel obligated to make this into an actual video. You can if you decide to, but I know this isn't your kind of music, and I'm not sure if you ever watched the Nerd's videos. So...)
Note: For those lines that don't have a respective clip, feel free to fill in the blanks.
And, without further ado...
He's gonna take you back to the past... [The Knights somewhere in Mon World]
...to play the shitty games that suck ass! [The baseball game]
He'd rather have...
...a buffalo... [The Frenzied Bison from Episode 2/Dub episode Just Another Mon-Day part 2/2]
...take a diarrhea dump [Giant-sized Lovestar drooling on Hiragi] in his ear... [Eccentro's ear shown huge, in either dub episodes Ring-a-Ding Ding or Cleanliness is Next to Mondoness]
He'd rather eat... [The Knights and Hiragi eating, dub episode Prince Eccentro and the Temple of Dumb]
...the rotten asshole... [Baby Pegasus farting, dub episode The Giant and the Steed, part 2/2]
...of a roadkill skunk, and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard... [Start showing various angry moments from the anime]
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd...
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd...
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...
When you turn on your TV... [Ms. Loon pulling a TV set for her class to watch, dub episode Prince Eccentro and the Temple of Dumb]
...make sure it's turned to Channel 3
He's got a nerdy shirt... [Mondo and Rockna asking about their clothes after first entering Mon World]
...and a pocket pouch... [Hiragi taking the Tin Chicken out of his lab coat, still on episode 1]
...although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove... [Gluko with her knock-out punch, dub episode These Boots Were Made For Flying]
...and a filthy mouth... [Hiragi's breath after eating something garlicky, dub episode Cleanliness is Next to Mondoness]
On with his zapper [Rockna striking Mondo with lightning] he will tear these games down... [Golden Trihorn trying to tear down the Summoner's school]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd...
He's the Angry Atari/Sega Nerd...
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd...
He plays the worst games of all time...
Horrible abominations of mankind... [Oroboros]
They make him so mad, [Someone's angry scene in the anime] he could spit [Giant-sized Lovestar spitting fruit seeds all over the farming village]
or say "Cowabunga? Cowa-fucking piece of dog shit! [Kenta tells Mondo and Rockna to stop fighting, and the Knights respond with "Stay out of this!]
They rip you off and don't care what gives... [Eccentro finding his "present", a figurine of Tanaka]
...but this nerd, he doesn't forget it!
Why can't a turtle swim? [Eccentro's turtle riding him instead of the other way around, dub episode Try, Triathlon Again]
Why can't I land the plane? [The Utopian Eagle crashing and getting half-buried in the desert sand, dub episode These Boots Were Made For Flying]
They gotta quit buck for this shitload of fuck!
The characters' names are wrong! [Rockna and Lovestar switching bodies, dub episode Mirror Mirror On the Wall]
Why's the password so long? [Rockna's scared scream, triggering a line of stone "A"s, dub episode Send in the Frogs]
Why won't the wea-pons do a-ny-thing? [The weretiger grabbing Mondo and Rockna's weapons and yanking them away, dub episode Ring-a-Ding Ding]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard...
The games suck so bad he makes up his own words...
He's the angriest most pissed-off gaming nerd...
(The really fast line)
He's the Angry... Video Game... Nerd...
Now, go listen to the actual song at the beginning of his Sega CD video! (And Chelle, don't feel obligated to make this into an actual video. You can if you decide to, but I know this isn't your kind of music, and I'm not sure if you ever watched the Nerd's videos. So...)