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Two days ago was my birthday, but we decided that we'd celebrate it on a night when Marie was home to eat dinner with us. Originally, she was scheduled to come home on Wednesday [today], but her return trip has been postponed by a day or two. She's gonna come home late tomorrow night, and we decided that we'll have cake on Friday.

I received my gift copy of Pokemon Pearl yesterday.

This Saturday, an event is being held at New York City, in which Pokemon Platinum will be sold a day earlier than scheduled. Upon reading about it on Pokemon.com, I read the words "great giveaways", and am assuming that this will include some downloadable Pokemon. I asked Mom to bring me there on that day, and coincidentally, she is gonna go there anyway to drop Marie off at her school.

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For the past half-week, I've been cracking away at my transcript for Makeruna! Makendou Z. According to this walkthrough, I've already completed part 7, and have gotten the first five lines of part 8.

Once I have the whole game completed, I will still have the task of translating the whole thing, but I could still give Jake a complete *visual* summary of what happens in the game. Unfortunately, I don't know how much longer it's gonna be until Jake is less busy and feeling better enough to continue talking to me, which means that he might not want to comment right when I have the transcript finished. Well, I'd give him another month, unless he contacts me earlier than that.

Anyway, I do realize that I might have gotten a little carried away and rubbed my perception of "Legendary" Pokemon in his face during our dispute two weeks ago:

Him: "Do you know what is implied by the word 'Legendary'?

Me: "It means that only one exists anywhere in the world. Rotom is the most notable example of a weak Legendary. Also, from what I understand, Regigigas in Platinum starts out at Level 1. But no. To you, 'Legendary' means that a given Pokemon may as well be Level 100."

If I were to apologize to Jake directly, though, he might think I'm only trying to win back his support for the fic. Mind you, it is a shame to have lost him, after the enthusiasm he showed when I first described the ficseries, and the ideas that he gave me from there on until the aforementioned argument. He is free to change his mind about it if he ever decides, but to be honest, I doubt that he will want to ever discuss the fic again. I'm only writing this to get it off my chest. In fact, if I do win him back, he'll probably get pissed off again about my insistence about the use of gemstones, and possibly about inventing "Light" as a type (which I even more strongly feel should *have been* the case all along).

Anyway, I've come up with some ideas for existing and potential fanfiction. However, since Jake most likely isn't gonna be ready to have a real convo with me anytime soon, I'm later on gonna write about them on this blog instead. Stay tuned!

Fanfiction ideas, as promised from this morning

EllenxJamie (Pokemon): Not related at all to my ficseries. Just something involving Ellen (Blue) and Jamie (Gold), but more focused on Ellen. Can become whatever it wants, but will at least involve Ellen getting her breasts and butt expanded. She might also somehow lose her clothes in front of Jamie, much to her embarrassment and his arousal.

(Jake had, only months ago, decided to write an embarrassment fic about Candice, and I did help him with that one. So far, I still have yet to help him come up with some kind of prologue for that fic.)

The Furrysitter's Club (Sonic the Hedgehog): First off, I already have four chapters written for this fic. If you're interested, here it is.

Right now, I'd like to come up with a situation where all five girls' noses inflate to the size and shape of balloons. Inconveniently, their supply of diapers runs out, and the babies are temporarily stuck wearing dirty ones. Big noses = enhanced sense of smell. Four babies and five sitters means that only one is free to go out and buy diapers. Does being out in public with a big nose sound embarrassing? It is!

(Just months ago, Jake did help me come up with a fic where Rouge gets her nose expanded. I am grateful for that, and I might still get around to writing it, but I would still like to create a situation for Amy, Cream, Lady Vanilla, and Tiara as well. As to how this happens, the best idea I've got so far is that the girls go to Tails' workshop and see if anything there can return the boys to their normal ages.)

SMW2: Yoshi's Island rewritten (Jake's version): Unlike in my version, Jake is planning for Joe to be a recurring mini-boss for the first two worlds. I did suggest that he appear wherever there's canonically a mid-level ring, but he rejected that for whatever reason, and would rather I just came up with some spots for him to appear on my own. In any case, the first of these would be that alcove towards the end of 1-3 (The Cave of Chomp Rock) where you collect the last bonus flower. Right on the slope leading outside the cave, the Chomp Rock there would roll backwards. Joe would reach down and help Mai climb up, and Mai would use the oncoming rock to prop herself up to the ledge. This is where their first fight could take place.

My first Ultimate Girls fic: Just an idea of what the last Kaiju would be. Think of him as an evil version of the original UFO-Man. Clad in dark gray spandex (UFO-Man wore red), wears an evil-looking mask (no mouth, angry eyes), and complete with horns and clawed hands. His core is a crystal ball located at his crotch. Like the Girls, this guy's spandex does disappear, but at a much slower rate. He is also mostly emotionless (save for his lust for Vivienne), which means that embarrassment is irrelevant to him. When holes form in his spandex outfit, they reveal rotting flesh, and worms can escape to attack his opponent.

That's right, this guy is undead. He and his armies had been slain by the real UFO-Man's race eons ago, and he had been dead ever since. However, his body had somehow been mostly preserved, and the revival of his... equivalent to the brain... had allowed him to create blobs from a distant planet, which in turn became the Kaiju that UFO-Man and the Girls had been fighting. His body, however, had remained dead until just recently, which is why he hadn't come out himself to wreak havoc until now.

His real power, however, is with the aforementioned crystal ball. After taking out first, Tsubomi, and then, Silk, the latter Girl is absorbed into the ball, where she is surrounded naked by an imaginary audience. Now it's Vivienne's turn to fight, but the demon-man that they're facing feeds off of Silk's M.O.E. by rubbing at his own core (his equivalent to masturbating). This is how he is able to lock up Vivienne's M.O.E., giving him full control over her body and mind.

Katsuo (Mon Colle Knights): We saved the worst for last. And it's also the longest of them all. If I were to compare this to an AVGN video, said video would be Part 1 of his Batman multi-review, and this fic description would be the equivalent to his long, scathing review for Batman Forever on the Super NES.

( This cut will mention kidnapping and torture! Click at your own risk! )

Okay, after having just recently ranted about both Felidae and Magical Girl Control Act, you might think me to be hypocritical about wanting to write that. The difference, though, is that Katsuo does not run some corrupt government, and he and his cohorts do not make up an entire society. If someone wrote a story about a single individual or group who goes around killing Magical Girls, then I'd consider that better than an entire nation or society that persecutes them.

Oh, and before you say I seem to have a double-standard between what one sex can do to the other, it's not the fact itself of girls berating or abusing guys that I'm sick of; it's the fact that there's so many more instances of such a situation being that way, and hardly any instances where this is reversed. And that's what I'm trying to bastardize, not the Mon Colle Knights anime itself.