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November 23, 1998 (Monday)

I’m still feeling sick, so I stayed home from school. Good thing I am, because this is the day they’re serving Fun Fish for lunch.

Last night, in my dream, me and the rest of the Bible School Kids were at Lee Way School with Ms. Bonnie, and Tommy and Angelica from Rugrats were also there. Then I had another dream that I was on the bus, and Lindsey had a big coneshaped nose, and she could make it spin by tapping it twice.

I wanted to write down who would have big noses and who wouldn’t, but I didn’t because then Mom might think I’m not really sick. So I just had Ms. Bonnie, Angel, James, Anna, Steven, myself, David S., Jenna, Joshua, and Angelica have big noses, and Jojo, Brian, Craig, Conard, Travis, Danny, David M., Alex, and myself would not. Later, I wrote a document titled “Human Biology of the Nose.” Meanwhile, I wanted to play Super Mario World, but didn’t ask or do it until this afternoon.


Well, I guess I don't need to make a list of characters from A Bible School Story then. But anyway, the gist of HBotN was that when you smell a certain smell (usually if you're female, but sometimes if your male and not an adult yet), your nose gets big, sometimes cone-shaped, and you can do certain things with it such as hover down as it spins in place.

November 24, 1998 (Tuesday)

I’m still feeling sick today.

I’m writing this game called “Goldeneye vs. Jerry Springer,” and in that game, all the Bible School Kids are in the church, and they’re fighting with seventeen other kids known as the Fashion Police, and the Bible School Kids use crayons, rubber cream glue cans, soda cans, sticks, rocks, and paintballs, and the Fashion Police use extending mecharms, throwing knives, ninja weapons, lasers, guns, and grenades. Right now, I’m only writing about a fight in the church, but after that, they’ll have a fight in the Longwood Middle School, a hockey match, and a snowboarding race. In the end of the hockey game, someone on the Fashion Police will be shot into a net with the puck, and the Bible School Kids will have all their opponents’ points and then just keep getting even more points. When the snowboarding race starts, everyone wants to watch…parents, teachers, the principal, police, firefighters, the President, Santa Claus, the Spice Girls, and even aliens from outer space.


I never did write beyond the Bible School fight, nor do I remember who was on the "Fashion Police" team. I do remember, though, that the Fashion Police wear army pants, South Park t-shirts, spiked bracelets, and some other stuff, and harass those that don't wear those things, and only the Bible School Kids can stop them (despite the inferiority of their weapons). And no, despite the title, this had nothing to do with Goldeneye or The Jerry Springer Show; I just randomly chose that title because they were both violent, and the latter had cursing. (I say the latter, because playing Goldeneye four years later, I don't remember seeing one curse word in the entire game.)

Before I went to Group this week, I tried putting Gel in my hair, but I wasn’t able to by myself. Mom told me that I didn’t have to bring my journal since this week is Thanksgiving. When someone asked me where my journal is, Mom’s like “I just figured he didn’t have to bring his journal since this week is Thanksgiving.” We had that snack party that we planned a week ago. Sean brought in potato chips and onion-flavored dip. Josh brought in chocolate lollipops shaped like turkeys.

November 25, 1998 (Wednesday)

I’m feeling better today. I should be feeling well tomorrow.

This morning, I was gonna play Super Mario World, but I accidentally turned on Jerry Springer. Dad told me to turn it off, and I did, but then I turned it back on. Mom then made a deal with me that if I leave Jerry Springer off, she’ll rent Banjo-Kazooie for me for Thanksgiving.

Before dinner, I drew two pictures of a girl with glasses, a retainer, earrings, a trake, a necklace, pigtails, a nosering, and a big coneshaped nose. In one picture, she was changing her little brother’s diaper. In the other picture, she was on an excercizing machine, and her little brother was in his playpen, and he pooped, and the smell went right into her nose.

After dinner, Marie watched an episode of Rosie O’Donnell, and then Dad gave us chores on preparing the house for tomorrow.

“And no breaks,” he said. “We’re gonna have a lot of company tomorrow.”

We worked, and then while we we’re working, Terminator 2: Judgment Day came on Channel 55. While we were watching it, Mom and Dad went to Blockbuster. When they came back, Dad handed me Banjo-Kazooie.


With T2 mentioned, it's a coincidence that the last review that the Angry Video Game Nerd did was for all the games that spawned from that movie.

What? It's been about a week or so since he did the review? Well, I guess the fact that this is his most current review is enough to warrant bringing it up. I mean, if he already did another AVGN video after that, then I wouldn't bother mentioning it. But anyway, here are:

the review for all those games, and...

his review for the movie itself (which he reviews as James Rolfe, not as the fuckin' Nerd).

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