Chronicles of 7th Grade, week 40
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dmxratedMonday: Another ride on the sailboat.
Thursday: This is when I got the idea to write a note to Erin that she has a big cone-shaped nose. (And that was not "Matthew's favorite joke", that was a fetish I had at the time and have again today.)
Friday: This is one of the few times where I myself arranged for Matthew to come over, without Mom asking me to.
Saturday: That whole thing with the note continues.
May 31, 1999 (Monday)
Today, we all went out sailing. Mom and Marie were with us this time, but Mom stayed on the beach while Marie came sailing with us. While we were on the water, we came back to the beach, and I went swimming to it with my shirt still on. A few minutes after we docked, we were about to go back out onto the water. I was about to stay back because my shirt was all cold with water, but Mom told me that I should try to be more social by going out with Dad.
June 3, 1999 (Thursday)
During Math today, when I was looking through the textbook for writing, I saw the words “Erin has a hot body.” If I were writing that, I would’ve added “and a big coneshaped nose.”
During Science two periods later, I ripped part of a page from the back of my notebook and wrote “Erin Hatch has a big coneshaped nose.” I later handed it to Taison at the beginning of 8th Period, when we were getting dressed for Gym, and told him to give it to Erin. Some other students gathered around to see what it said. At the end of the period, though, I asked him if he would deliver it, and he said “Why don’t you?”
June 4, 1999 (Friday)
This morning, I made another note for Mrs. B. to deliver to Erin, which said the same thing as yesterday. However, Taison told her what it said yesterday, and on the way to Social Studies, and she’s like “Erin is a nice girl.”
After school today, I tried putting the letter in an envelope and faking it to be from Matthew, but Mom caught me. She asked me what it said, and I told her that Matthew told me to give it to Erin. Mom told me not to give it to her, and then I called Matthew to get together with him on Sunday. I planned on having him sign the envelope and pretend that to send such a note to girls through someone else is his favorite joke. I will give him $20 in return.
June 5, 1999 (Saturday)
Today, I thought up some made-up version of Super Smash Bros. Remember that show I thought up last April? This game assumes that me and Matthew actually did follow through with delivering that letter to Erin, and now Erin is pissed off at us. Me, Matthew Neiditch, Steven Mandery, and Anna Mackenzie battle against Erin Hatch, Brittney and Lauren Cohen, and Craig Setzer in each level from the game. All the weapons from the actual game are there, but we can also use the six Sage Medallions from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which will each have different effects on the entire arena when used. Collecting a Tunic of the same element will make the wearer immune to that Medallion’s effect.
Tonight, before we ate dinner, Mom started to ask me some stuff about Erin.
“So, do you know Erin?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I answered.
“And is she nice?”
“Yeah.
“And is she pretty?”
“Yeah.”
“And does she have a big coneshaped nose?”
“No,” I said. A few seconds later, I asked, “Did you read that note?”
“No, she said.”
A few more seconds went by, and then I said “You did, didn’t you!”
“No I didn’t. And don’t you give her that note. Because how would you like it if someone told you you have a big coneshaped nose?”
Back to the present.
Yesterday, we moved my bed up into the apartment. I also tested my game consoles and my DVD player on the TV that Phyllis left behind, and everything works on it. Therefore, we put my old TV by the side of Long Island Avenue, because not only is it incompatible with certain consoles, but it also has constant static problems which I can only solve temporarily by moving it around, banging on it, or stomping on the floor. Someone picked up that TV shortly after we brought it out. (And if I remember correctly, it was the same TV that Uncle Marvin got me for Christmas when I was in 7th Grade.)
So anyway, while it is convenient to have a much better TV set to play games on, it's also convenient having my own room upstairs. For example, I am closer to the bathroom that's available while Dad continues to work on ours, although we still have to set up the air conditioner upstairs. And upstairs is where I finally beat Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and not one time did I have to fuck around with the TV for full picture and sound quality.
After beating Ocarina of Time, it was still broad daylight, and I still have a couple more days free before it's time to announce the next game in the 7th grade lineup. So, to kill time, I picked up from where I left of in Pokemon Platinum, and made my way to Floaroma Town. But as it turns out this morning, the Member Card can be obtained with or without the National Dex. In that case, I think I'll just continue with Diamond then.
Thursday: This is when I got the idea to write a note to Erin that she has a big cone-shaped nose. (And that was not "Matthew's favorite joke", that was a fetish I had at the time and have again today.)
Friday: This is one of the few times where I myself arranged for Matthew to come over, without Mom asking me to.
Saturday: That whole thing with the note continues.
May 31, 1999 (Monday)
Today, we all went out sailing. Mom and Marie were with us this time, but Mom stayed on the beach while Marie came sailing with us. While we were on the water, we came back to the beach, and I went swimming to it with my shirt still on. A few minutes after we docked, we were about to go back out onto the water. I was about to stay back because my shirt was all cold with water, but Mom told me that I should try to be more social by going out with Dad.
June 3, 1999 (Thursday)
During Math today, when I was looking through the textbook for writing, I saw the words “Erin has a hot body.” If I were writing that, I would’ve added “and a big coneshaped nose.”
During Science two periods later, I ripped part of a page from the back of my notebook and wrote “Erin Hatch has a big coneshaped nose.” I later handed it to Taison at the beginning of 8th Period, when we were getting dressed for Gym, and told him to give it to Erin. Some other students gathered around to see what it said. At the end of the period, though, I asked him if he would deliver it, and he said “Why don’t you?”
June 4, 1999 (Friday)
This morning, I made another note for Mrs. B. to deliver to Erin, which said the same thing as yesterday. However, Taison told her what it said yesterday, and on the way to Social Studies, and she’s like “Erin is a nice girl.”
After school today, I tried putting the letter in an envelope and faking it to be from Matthew, but Mom caught me. She asked me what it said, and I told her that Matthew told me to give it to Erin. Mom told me not to give it to her, and then I called Matthew to get together with him on Sunday. I planned on having him sign the envelope and pretend that to send such a note to girls through someone else is his favorite joke. I will give him $20 in return.
June 5, 1999 (Saturday)
Today, I thought up some made-up version of Super Smash Bros. Remember that show I thought up last April? This game assumes that me and Matthew actually did follow through with delivering that letter to Erin, and now Erin is pissed off at us. Me, Matthew Neiditch, Steven Mandery, and Anna Mackenzie battle against Erin Hatch, Brittney and Lauren Cohen, and Craig Setzer in each level from the game. All the weapons from the actual game are there, but we can also use the six Sage Medallions from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which will each have different effects on the entire arena when used. Collecting a Tunic of the same element will make the wearer immune to that Medallion’s effect.
Tonight, before we ate dinner, Mom started to ask me some stuff about Erin.
“So, do you know Erin?” she asked.
“Yeah,” I answered.
“And is she nice?”
“Yeah.
“And is she pretty?”
“Yeah.”
“And does she have a big coneshaped nose?”
“No,” I said. A few seconds later, I asked, “Did you read that note?”
“No, she said.”
A few more seconds went by, and then I said “You did, didn’t you!”
“No I didn’t. And don’t you give her that note. Because how would you like it if someone told you you have a big coneshaped nose?”
Back to the present.
Yesterday, we moved my bed up into the apartment. I also tested my game consoles and my DVD player on the TV that Phyllis left behind, and everything works on it. Therefore, we put my old TV by the side of Long Island Avenue, because not only is it incompatible with certain consoles, but it also has constant static problems which I can only solve temporarily by moving it around, banging on it, or stomping on the floor. Someone picked up that TV shortly after we brought it out. (And if I remember correctly, it was the same TV that Uncle Marvin got me for Christmas when I was in 7th Grade.)
So anyway, while it is convenient to have a much better TV set to play games on, it's also convenient having my own room upstairs. For example, I am closer to the bathroom that's available while Dad continues to work on ours, although we still have to set up the air conditioner upstairs. And upstairs is where I finally beat Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and not one time did I have to fuck around with the TV for full picture and sound quality.
After beating Ocarina of Time, it was still broad daylight, and I still have a couple more days free before it's time to announce the next game in the 7th grade lineup. So, to kill time, I picked up from where I left of in Pokemon Platinum, and made my way to Floaroma Town. But as it turns out this morning, the Member Card can be obtained with or without the National Dex. In that case, I think I'll just continue with Diamond then.