Introducing: a new fetish of mine!
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dmxrated(Reposted shortly after being saved to NotePad and deleted. And Chelle, sure, from now on I'll be sure to lj-cut sexual innuendoes.)
Several days ago, I mentioned that I had something to talk to Dad about, which I would've first brought up with Dr. Perret if I had any time left with him. Well, yeah, I was kinda reluctant at first to talk about it with Jake (who I assumed would react negatively toward it) or posting it on this blog (which I might regret later). But, now that I've been talking about it with Jake for the past couple of days, I think I'm ready to come out with it now.
Time to introduce... the beehive hairstyle.
Usually, when such hairstyles are depicted in cartoons (as well as in Gary Larson's comic strip The Far Side), they're meant to look comical. However, I looked it up on Wikipedia on Tuesday morning, and as it turns out, this kind of hairstyle was actually fashionable in real life back in the 1960's. There were even celebrities who wore them. (Funny. I thought they were just made up for the sake of comedy.)
Well, I already mentioned before that I had brought this up with Dad, who by the way, grew up in the 60's. He said that it's not such a terrible thing, and in fact, they might be coming back in fashion.
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Now, about the actual fantasies themselves that I've been having since the aforementioned dream.
In general, it is usually assumed that an oval-shaped object is placed over a girl's head. If her hair is long enough, it is freed from any accessories binding them, and stands straight up. The hair follicles touching the object first are the first to wrap around it, just enough times for the tip of each follicle to meet the topmost point of the object. The next layer is formed by any follicles that are touching the first layer of hair, and the process repeats until the girl's hair is completely egg-shaped. Once the beehive is completed, it cannot be removed or undone. Whether or not it's permanent is arguable, but either way, such a thing would be embarrassing for the girl, as most guys would find it unattractive (or at least that's what's assumed).
However big the girl's newly formed beehive gets depends on how long her hair was to begin with. Hence, the size lines in my template. What's colored in will be referred to as "Size 1", and anything that reaches the second or third line outwards will be referred to as "size 2" and "size 3". Girls with short hair are not viable, because there isn't enough hair or length to embed the object.
Now, for the girls who I fantasized about:
1) Ellen (known as Blue in the Pokemon special manga). Well, for Magical Idol Ellen, she is going to have chronically bad luck to begin with, and for her to get "beehived" would be yet another bad thing that happens to her.
2)Sailor Moon. Even though she is a blonde, the length of hair would really render her a size 3. Now that by itself sure makes me hard!
3)Mai Tsurugino (from Makeruna! Makendou Z, also in my avatar as of right now) Slightly thicker and longer than Ellen's, which might bring her's up to a size 2. I told Jake that it would be fun if, in his version of SMW2: Yoshi's Island rewritten, her hair would at times become beehived. Not sure what would cause it, but one thing's for sure, I don't want it to be something that she would do to herself, nor would I want her to go after anything that causes it. If it's supposed to help her get around, then I would suggest that the wizard Izir stop by and transform her hair whenever necessary.
4) And finally, Sedra, the blue-haired water goddess in my ficseries Monster Collection Chronicles. Size 3. Originally, she would have worn a massive, clip-bound ponytail, but Jake has recently asked me to suggest something for a Mondo/Sedra lemon. So, what I came up with, is that her hair had been like that for ages, ever since a magical crystal came into contact with her. It's embarrassing for her, but the only way to rid her of it is to fornicate with a holy person of the opposite sex. Once they're done, the crystal will fall out and shatter.
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Well, despite my earlier assumptions, it turns out that this whole thing actually piqued Jake's interest. The fact that he said "Sure" or "Please do" instead of "Fine" each time it was brought up was one such sign of it. After I emailed him a two part summary of my fantasies, he even became curious about one of the canon characters. He asked what size each of the other four Sailor Senshi would have. Ami's hair would be too short to transform, but Usagi, Rei, and Minako would get a size 3, and Makoto would get a size 1 and a half. He then suggested that I sometime draw one of them as they would appear after beehived, and now I hope to get around to that whenever I have time on my hands.
Several days ago, I mentioned that I had something to talk to Dad about, which I would've first brought up with Dr. Perret if I had any time left with him. Well, yeah, I was kinda reluctant at first to talk about it with Jake (who I assumed would react negatively toward it) or posting it on this blog (which I might regret later). But, now that I've been talking about it with Jake for the past couple of days, I think I'm ready to come out with it now.
Time to introduce... the beehive hairstyle.
Usually, when such hairstyles are depicted in cartoons (as well as in Gary Larson's comic strip The Far Side), they're meant to look comical. However, I looked it up on Wikipedia on Tuesday morning, and as it turns out, this kind of hairstyle was actually fashionable in real life back in the 1960's. There were even celebrities who wore them. (Funny. I thought they were just made up for the sake of comedy.)
Well, I already mentioned before that I had brought this up with Dad, who by the way, grew up in the 60's. He said that it's not such a terrible thing, and in fact, they might be coming back in fashion.
-----
Now, about the actual fantasies themselves that I've been having since the aforementioned dream.
In general, it is usually assumed that an oval-shaped object is placed over a girl's head. If her hair is long enough, it is freed from any accessories binding them, and stands straight up. The hair follicles touching the object first are the first to wrap around it, just enough times for the tip of each follicle to meet the topmost point of the object. The next layer is formed by any follicles that are touching the first layer of hair, and the process repeats until the girl's hair is completely egg-shaped. Once the beehive is completed, it cannot be removed or undone. Whether or not it's permanent is arguable, but either way, such a thing would be embarrassing for the girl, as most guys would find it unattractive (or at least that's what's assumed).
However big the girl's newly formed beehive gets depends on how long her hair was to begin with. Hence, the size lines in my template. What's colored in will be referred to as "Size 1", and anything that reaches the second or third line outwards will be referred to as "size 2" and "size 3". Girls with short hair are not viable, because there isn't enough hair or length to embed the object.
Now, for the girls who I fantasized about:
1) Ellen (known as Blue in the Pokemon special manga). Well, for Magical Idol Ellen, she is going to have chronically bad luck to begin with, and for her to get "beehived" would be yet another bad thing that happens to her.
2)Sailor Moon. Even though she is a blonde, the length of hair would really render her a size 3. Now that by itself sure makes me hard!
3)Mai Tsurugino (from Makeruna! Makendou Z, also in my avatar as of right now) Slightly thicker and longer than Ellen's, which might bring her's up to a size 2. I told Jake that it would be fun if, in his version of SMW2: Yoshi's Island rewritten, her hair would at times become beehived. Not sure what would cause it, but one thing's for sure, I don't want it to be something that she would do to herself, nor would I want her to go after anything that causes it. If it's supposed to help her get around, then I would suggest that the wizard Izir stop by and transform her hair whenever necessary.
4) And finally, Sedra, the blue-haired water goddess in my ficseries Monster Collection Chronicles. Size 3. Originally, she would have worn a massive, clip-bound ponytail, but Jake has recently asked me to suggest something for a Mondo/Sedra lemon. So, what I came up with, is that her hair had been like that for ages, ever since a magical crystal came into contact with her. It's embarrassing for her, but the only way to rid her of it is to fornicate with a holy person of the opposite sex. Once they're done, the crystal will fall out and shatter.
-----
Well, despite my earlier assumptions, it turns out that this whole thing actually piqued Jake's interest. The fact that he said "Sure" or "Please do" instead of "Fine" each time it was brought up was one such sign of it. After I emailed him a two part summary of my fantasies, he even became curious about one of the canon characters. He asked what size each of the other four Sailor Senshi would have. Ami's hair would be too short to transform, but Usagi, Rei, and Minako would get a size 3, and Makoto would get a size 1 and a half. He then suggested that I sometime draw one of them as they would appear after beehived, and now I hope to get around to that whenever I have time on my hands.
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Date: 2019-07-13 09:57 am (UTC)there are some things you really shouldnt write about in your blog! you should consider the fact that many of your readers are probably not interested in knowing this. it is private information that makes them uncomfortable! if you want to write about it, maybe you should start another documents folder. if you want to talk about it, maybe you should have a conversation with dad or dr. peret.
you should also consider what may happen if this blog falls into the hands of the wrong person. what if you are applying for a job and your potential employer finds this entry? many bosses do use the internet to investigate potential employees. thats why many people delete their facebooks when they graduate from college: they don't want employers finding pictures of them partying on the internet. if an employer was to find this information about you, they may definitely think twice about hiring you.
you should also consider what may happen if someone from your school reads this. lots of people are cruel and would easily use this as ammunition to ostracize you. I know that you don't care about what other people think about you, and you arent interested in forming friendships with people at school, but I'm sure you don't want to become the butt of their jokes either.
you should consider these consequences! your blog is very public: anyone can read it. there are lots of youtube videos of kids doing silly things. for instance, there is a video that a boy took of himself dancing to star wars music with a light saber. he did not intend for anyone to see it, but someone found it and put it online. the video became viral and it was shown on news shows and talk shows. everyone thought it was hilarious, except the kid in the video.
the next time you go to write something in your blog, you should consider the consequences. you should also consider whether there are any benefits to writing about this in your blog. are you happier? are your readers interested? do you accomplish anything? most likely, the answer will be 'no'. there are no benefits to writing about such a private thing, so maybe you should reconsider writing about it at all.
-marie
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Date: 2019-07-13 09:58 am (UTC)