"Real boobs suck!"
Aug. 4th, 2005 08:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dmxratedWARNING: Sexual innuendo. (Partly incestuous.)
Yesterday, we went on a boat ride and took Marie's friend Joe with us. While we were on the boat, Mom had her shirt off, but still had her skirt on until we got to some beach where we've probably never been before (at least as far as I can remember). Not that I haven't seen her in her swimsuit before, but for some reason, her chest looks smaller when she's in her swimsuit than when she's wearing a shirt.
Oh, and real breasts in general aren't spherical, ever. Ideal breasts would be sphere-shaped and would stick out horizontally, not droop down, even when the "owner" wasn't wearing a shirt or bra. The really large ones would bobble up and down whenever their owner moved. Then again, this is why we have animation, breast implants, and computers to modify photographs and videos: No one in real life could ever look as good as people in model magazines, commercials, music videos, etc. Also, neither Japanese nor American cartoons have realistic facial features either, so breasts can also look unrealistic, which they often do.
BTW, if you're one of those Sailor Moon fanboys who fantasizes about Usagi and her friends having "dodgeballs," Sailor and the Seven Ballz is a dream come true. Click the link below (if your 18 or older, that is):
http://www.animecornerstore.com/saandthba.html
This morning, around 4:40 A.M., I heard some loud noise. At first, I thought Mom dropped the toilet seat and broke it, but actually, one of the knobs on the stove and the glass around it shattered. Thankfully, none of the glass shards popped up into the air and scattered all about. I could hear Mom yelling a bunch of irrational quotes at Dad and throwing stuff out the door, followed by Dad's van pulling out of the driveway and leaving. I woke up to see what went on, and when I looked out the door, I brought the footstool back inside. She was already back in her room, and came out after I tested the stove timer to see if it would still work. She had calmed down then, and I went back to bed.
Yesterday, we went on a boat ride and took Marie's friend Joe with us. While we were on the boat, Mom had her shirt off, but still had her skirt on until we got to some beach where we've probably never been before (at least as far as I can remember). Not that I haven't seen her in her swimsuit before, but for some reason, her chest looks smaller when she's in her swimsuit than when she's wearing a shirt.
Oh, and real breasts in general aren't spherical, ever. Ideal breasts would be sphere-shaped and would stick out horizontally, not droop down, even when the "owner" wasn't wearing a shirt or bra. The really large ones would bobble up and down whenever their owner moved. Then again, this is why we have animation, breast implants, and computers to modify photographs and videos: No one in real life could ever look as good as people in model magazines, commercials, music videos, etc. Also, neither Japanese nor American cartoons have realistic facial features either, so breasts can also look unrealistic, which they often do.
BTW, if you're one of those Sailor Moon fanboys who fantasizes about Usagi and her friends having "dodgeballs," Sailor and the Seven Ballz is a dream come true. Click the link below (if your 18 or older, that is):
http://www.animecornerstore.com/saandthba.html
This morning, around 4:40 A.M., I heard some loud noise. At first, I thought Mom dropped the toilet seat and broke it, but actually, one of the knobs on the stove and the glass around it shattered. Thankfully, none of the glass shards popped up into the air and scattered all about. I could hear Mom yelling a bunch of irrational quotes at Dad and throwing stuff out the door, followed by Dad's van pulling out of the driveway and leaving. I woke up to see what went on, and when I looked out the door, I brought the footstool back inside. She was already back in her room, and came out after I tested the stove timer to see if it would still work. She had calmed down then, and I went back to bed.