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Dec. 23rd, 2006 08:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dmxratedYesterday, all of us except Dad went Christmas shopping at some mall. While Marie and I were at the DVD store, I looked at some anime DVDs, and there were some hentai titles on the shelf among everything else. I particularly enjoyed looking at the box for Sex Warrior Pudding and Sexy Sailor Soldiers, both which feature magical girls with big breasts.
While we were there, Grandma and I also took the opportunity to eat at the cafeteria. Grandma got a slice of plain pizza, and I got some chicken teriyaki. Mom and Marie were also with us, but they didn't get anything. Brian was still looking around for Christmas gifts. Upon returning to my seat, I saw some lady wearing a Happy Bunny shirt saying "I just don't listen," not only underneath the bunny in its normal text, but also behind him in many different texts, each overlaping one another instead of listed down. (Not many people wear Happy Bunny shirts these days.) While eating, I asked Mom if I could get any hentai for my next birthday, since I'll be 21 then. She said I'll have to talk to Dad about that.
When we got home, I had a rather awkward conversations with Jake. First, I showed him the cover of Negima manga volume 12. His response was "I. Do. Not. Like. Negima." He claims that he told me that before, even though I don't remember him saying so. What I didn't mention was that it would've been hot to see the girls in Jamie's fic pose like that each time they capture a Pokemon. Next, I told him about those two hentai titles I looked at, but he said he's unable to buy anything erotic where he lives, due to his family problems and the fact that he has no job whatsoever. Too bad for him, then. Finally, I tried bringing up Jamie's fic, particularly how long and wide his penis should be when it enlarges. He seemed either angry, bored, or depressed the whole time we were talking, though he denied it apparently, and I wasn't getting much of a response from him for everything that I was telling him, and add to that that Dad asked me to let him on while I was talking, so I decided to come back to him when he was in a better mood. Oh, and by the way, he says that he's having some American guests over at his house, which means things will be even more stressful for him than they normally are. Now that's gonna suck.
I decided to play Snowboard Kids for a while after I got off, but when I turned the game off, he hadn't been online, and was never on for the rest of the night. At that time, Mom, Grandma, Brian, and Marie were all away somewhere, but Dad was watching Ghostbusters on Comedy Central. I sat down to watch it with him, and during the first commercial, I asked him how old I'd have to be to buy hentai. He says that it's not a matter of age; he just doesn't want it in this house. Shortly afterwards, I asked him why this movie was on Comedy Central if there wasn't much humor in it (save for the Marshmallow Stay Puft Man stomping through the city). He said there was plenty of humor in it, and pointed out quite a number of humorous moments and dialogue. I just didn't notice it when I was little, because according to him, my sense of humor probably took time to develop.
After the movie ended, I went back online and decided to look it up on Wikipedia. Jake still wasn't on, like I already said, but Carlos was on at that time. I asked Martin if he was into autosexuality. He said if it's a girl, then yes. I then told him about Jamie's fic, and also showed him the same cover that I showed Jake, and he obviously appreciated it a lot more than Jake did. Link: http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animecorner_1926_68517198. However, he wasn't quite so turned on, since he spent so much sexual energy on some other pic, but I suggested that he save the convo to reread later.
While we were there, Grandma and I also took the opportunity to eat at the cafeteria. Grandma got a slice of plain pizza, and I got some chicken teriyaki. Mom and Marie were also with us, but they didn't get anything. Brian was still looking around for Christmas gifts. Upon returning to my seat, I saw some lady wearing a Happy Bunny shirt saying "I just don't listen," not only underneath the bunny in its normal text, but also behind him in many different texts, each overlaping one another instead of listed down. (Not many people wear Happy Bunny shirts these days.) While eating, I asked Mom if I could get any hentai for my next birthday, since I'll be 21 then. She said I'll have to talk to Dad about that.
When we got home, I had a rather awkward conversations with Jake. First, I showed him the cover of Negima manga volume 12. His response was "I. Do. Not. Like. Negima." He claims that he told me that before, even though I don't remember him saying so. What I didn't mention was that it would've been hot to see the girls in Jamie's fic pose like that each time they capture a Pokemon. Next, I told him about those two hentai titles I looked at, but he said he's unable to buy anything erotic where he lives, due to his family problems and the fact that he has no job whatsoever. Too bad for him, then. Finally, I tried bringing up Jamie's fic, particularly how long and wide his penis should be when it enlarges. He seemed either angry, bored, or depressed the whole time we were talking, though he denied it apparently, and I wasn't getting much of a response from him for everything that I was telling him, and add to that that Dad asked me to let him on while I was talking, so I decided to come back to him when he was in a better mood. Oh, and by the way, he says that he's having some American guests over at his house, which means things will be even more stressful for him than they normally are. Now that's gonna suck.
I decided to play Snowboard Kids for a while after I got off, but when I turned the game off, he hadn't been online, and was never on for the rest of the night. At that time, Mom, Grandma, Brian, and Marie were all away somewhere, but Dad was watching Ghostbusters on Comedy Central. I sat down to watch it with him, and during the first commercial, I asked him how old I'd have to be to buy hentai. He says that it's not a matter of age; he just doesn't want it in this house. Shortly afterwards, I asked him why this movie was on Comedy Central if there wasn't much humor in it (save for the Marshmallow Stay Puft Man stomping through the city). He said there was plenty of humor in it, and pointed out quite a number of humorous moments and dialogue. I just didn't notice it when I was little, because according to him, my sense of humor probably took time to develop.
After the movie ended, I went back online and decided to look it up on Wikipedia. Jake still wasn't on, like I already said, but Carlos was on at that time. I asked Martin if he was into autosexuality. He said if it's a girl, then yes. I then told him about Jamie's fic, and also showed him the same cover that I showed Jake, and he obviously appreciated it a lot more than Jake did. Link: http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/animecorner_1926_68517198. However, he wasn't quite so turned on, since he spent so much sexual energy on some other pic, but I suggested that he save the convo to reread later.